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Satiracal news articles written by yours truly. It’s what they really meant to say…

The Truth About Christmas [NSFCWCC] (Not Safe For Christians Who Celebrate Christmas)

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! The wonderful holiday season where we all come together and deck the shit out of our halls and jingle all the way. Because if you’re gonna’ jingle why half ass it? You … Continue reading

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Debunking The Myths

After hearing some really dumb comments about bisexuality and being gay in general on The Real World Las Vegas recently(Due to house mate Dustin Zito’s “gay for pay” phase), I noticed that there are a lot of misconceptions about bi … Continue reading

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Jesus & Republicans: A Love Story

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Bill O’Reilly: “God Causes Tides, Not Moon”; Confirms He’s A Moron On Own Show

Ask Bill O’Reilly How does the sun rise and set and how the tides rise and fall and if you have any rational sense or have ever taken an elementary school science class, you will be blown to pieces. Thats … Continue reading

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Congress Set To Make “It Gets Better” Video For Economy

WASHINGTON DC – President Obama announced today that along with the help of a few other democrats in Congress and the Senate, The White House will soon release their version of the “It Gets Better” anti bullying campaign videos to … Continue reading

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Tide Unveils ‘Tide 2 Go’ Style Pregnancy Test Pen

CINCINNATI, OH –  In what some are calling a land mark scientific break through, Proctor and Gamble’s Tide brand is releasing the first ever Tide 2 Go pregnancy test pen. Studies show that one out of every four women misread … Continue reading

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Fox News Offers Tucker Carlson Billion Dollar Contract After Michael Vick Execution Comment

NEW YORK, NY – On Tuesday while hosting the Great American Panel on Fox News, Tucker Carlson, who had been considered a ratings nightmare for network news, landed the largest contract in television history.  He did so by saying Michael … Continue reading

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President Obama Praises Eagles For Giving Vick Second Chance, Still Won’t Allow Him To Walk First Dog Bo

PHILADELPHIA, PA – In an effort to promote a holiday message of forgiveness and redemption, Monday President Obama reached phoned Philadelphia Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie to praise him and his organization for giving Michael Vick a second chance. "So many … Continue reading

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Pat Robertson: East Coast Snow Storm is God’s Stall Tactic For Gay Holiday Plans [LMAO]

Renowned religion idiot and Reverend Pat Robertson was at it again today on his 700 Club TV program when he claimed the blizzards currently pounding the East coast were to "to punish Americans who were planning to drive to do something gay."  When I … Continue reading

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Stephen Colbert: Jesus Hates Republicans? [Video]

There’s a reason that conservatives and Republicans tend to shy away from facts and the truth. Because it is a well known fact that Truth and Reality tend to be liberal and that just doesn’t work for their rhetoric or … Continue reading

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