You may have heard that the military’s Don’t Ask Don’t Tell policy that kept gays and lesbians from serving openly in the service was officially ended today. Unfortunately for Michele Bachmann the policy is still fully intact within her marriage. In light of this news, Hollywood has announced it will be remaking some of it’s best military films to suit the new policy change. So look forward to the re-release of the following military and war based classics!
- Three Kings & a Queen
- Full Metal Jackin’ It
- Massaging Ryan’s Privates
- We Were Soldiers Until They Found Out We Were Gay
- Top & Bottom Gun
- Black Cock Down
- Crimson Pride
- The Hunt For Red October’s Discharge Papers
- Glory Hole
- The Hurt Locker*
- Patton Leather
- Ramboner
- A Bridge Too Gay
- Courage Under Fired For Being Gay
- A Few Good Semen
- The Very Dirty Dozen
- Coming Out Letters From Iwo Jima
- The Gaytriot
- Slightly Effeminate Dances With Wolves
- M*A*S*H Our Dicks Together Follow @Travon
*Gay Enough Already
The military still has a culture of religious indoctrination and bigotry. From company to company there may be tolerance but there is a long road ahead.