In case you missed it, New Birth Missionary Baptist Church Minister and part time child molester Eddie Long is calling all men and only men to his prayer sleep overs for the next 3 weeks. According to the Bishop, God gave him a “mandate” to call all men together because the good book says that “three times a year men shall come together” when God tells Eddie to make men come, well you know he follows God’s word to the letter.
Oh, and by the way, if you’re not a member of the church, no biggie — like the Bishop says, “if you’re a man, come”. Depending on how you come, that new car of yours may be paid off before you know it. I could do this all day. But you should sign up, because all attendees get 50% off of the “Duh, Winning” Charlie Sheen Life Coaching Seminar!
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